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Kevin Greene, former Pittsburgh Steeler linebacker, who recently signed a two-year, $2-million contract with the Carolina Panthers, had this to say about life after the NFL:
"I'm going to be lost without the game. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I guess I'll end up in a park somewhere late at night and clip somebody while they're drinking water out of a fountain.
"I'll just come out of the woods with face paint on or something. Or maybe I'll go low-crawling through the bushes, with a helmet on."
For everybody's sake, Kevin, stay in the NFL as long as you can.
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